This is my costume

It's a costume. It says so.

No wig, no face paint, no explaining what you are for the eleventh time. Just a t-shirt doing the absolute minimum, with total confidence.

Effort: zero. Commitment to the bit: complete.

⚠️ Warning: May result in being asked what you're meant to be, and having to point at your own chest with increasing patience.

The details

• Regular fit, true to size
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather shades are a cotton blend)
• Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Tubular construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping — no side seams to twist
• Printed, not stuck on — it won't crack or peel
• Sizes S–3XL