Santa, I Can Explain

There's a perfectly good explanation. Probably.

The cookies, the presents opened early, the thing at the office party: all of it can be explained, given time and a sympathetic Santa. A soft tee for anyone who already has their story ready.

⚠️ Warning: The explanation is not on the shirt. You'll need to improvise.

The details

• Regular fit, true to size
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather shades are a cotton blend)
• Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Tubular construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping — no side seams to twist
• Printed, not stuck on — it won't crack or peel
• Sizes S–3XL